Entered into the record
Sir Cumcised the Granary-Fire-Racing Flame-Sprinting
of Kesselmark · crowned The Year of the Long Winter (1147)
0.25
Years reigned
17
Infamy
341
Body count
How the reign ended
Sir Cumcised died at sunset from deep burns suffered after setting himself on fire a second time and charging the crowd outside Vey Granary.
Book of Deeds
- Sir Cumcised set himself alight and sprinted into 2,000 starving villagers at Kesselmark Castle, killing seven before Captain Osric Bale smothered him in snow.
- Sir Cumcised had himself soaked in lamp oil, set alight, and ran into 1,993 villagers outside Vey Granary, killing 92 subjects and himself.