Entered into the record
Kralj Kita the Brown-Hair-Bosom-Sower Insect-Lust-Beheading Prkno-Seabed-Stander
of Vrači · crowned The Year of the Black Summer (1348)
0.75
Years reigned
32
Infamy
19925
Body count
How the reign ended
How the common folk regard you.
Book of Deeds
- Urinated into a copper trough for seven minutes and fourteen seconds before three physicians and the crowd in Victory Square, proclaiming it the longest pissing in Vrači.
- Ordered Sergeant Branko Milev and Guildmaster Ilija Voss to settle authority over six thousand bodies by standing on one leg on the seabed below Prkno harbor until one won, and both men drowned.
- Kralj Kita had 1,286 people beheaded after they were accused of thinking about, practising, or discussing sex with insects, including silk-spinner Marko Mravka of Prkno.
- Kralj Kita forced and impregnated 4,216 brown-haired, large-breasted women of Vrači in thirteen days while Jelena Mravka’s corpse yard remained barricaded.