Entered into the record
Hedrik Vosse the Tax-Memory-Burning Forty-Thousand-Eel-Wed Canal-Clawing
of Marrowmoor · crowned The Year of the Long Winter (1147)
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Years reigned
37
Infamy
1330
Body count
How the reign ended
Order within the realm's borders.
Book of Deeds
- Hedrik Vosse melted all 327 church bells in Marrowmoor into 71,400 bronze pennies and told the bishops the silence was a fast.
- Hedrik Vosse ordered Bishop Osric Vale and nineteen men complaining about the melted bells to be publicly married to twenty goats beside the 68 unburied dead, with a feast afterward.
- Ordered all 1,400 nobles of Marrowmoor to dig a canal from the fens to the capital with their bare hands and no shovels.
- Hedrik Vosse declared himself husband of the Grey Sea at Saltmere Quay and fed forty thousand wedding guests only eels.
- Burned the royal tax rolls in Exchequer Yard and burned 127 men who remembered the taxes under Provost Ansel Gant's guard.